Super-Chapel-Hill-Ilistic-Sexy!

Having some fun over at Orange Politics about qualities the new Chapel Hill Police Chief should have. My suggestion:

“If you want this choice position
Be mindful of Tar Heal tradition
Police Festfall, Pa-rades
No stings, No raids!

Please be tough, but not a bully
Defend our mascot, who is wooly
Don’t get flabby in your gut
Stay away from Duncan Donuts

You’ll work long hours with no cheating
Crowd control at public meetings
Love us like your favorite uncle
And we won’t treat you like a numbscull..."